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The Trump Campaign’s Statistical Models for Voter Fraud Prove That the L.A. Dodgers Will Go 0–162

If they don’t, it will be because they committed rampant run fraud

Sean Myers
4 min readApr 5, 2021
Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash

On April 1, Major League Baseball’s opening day, the World Series favorite Los Angeles Dodgers lost 8–5 to the team that could quite well end with the worst record in baseball, the Colorado Rockies.

Clayton Kershaw struggled into the sixth inning. The Dodgers got 15 hits and 8 walks, but went 3 for 16 with runners in scoring position. Cody Bellinger was called out but awarded a single on a fly ball that went over the fence.

The loss means that, according to Trump’s favorite election fraud lawyer Sidney Powell and other Republican acolytes, the Dodgers are bound to end their 2021 season with a record of zero wins, and 162 losses, in a massive tie for last place.

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Sean Myers
Sean Myers

Written by Sean Myers

Author of the Cancelling Reality newsletter and author of Flight of Fools, a satire/fantasy about escapism — https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B49PRRSF

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