PinnedMember-onlyMy Debut Novel: Flight of FoolsA fantasy about escapism. A satire about how reality has become personalized — I wrote a book. You can buy the eBook here (though, as I’ll explain later, I recommend the paperback): Flight of Fools Amazon.com: Flight of Fools eBook : Myers, Sean: Kindle Storewww.amazon.com Hesitant? Let me tell you: What happens in it, and What it’s about. These two things are different because Flight of Fools is a satire. The plot and the characters are…Fantasy5 min readFantasy5 min read
Published inThe Writing Cooperative·Oct 20Member-onlyThis Award-Winning Bestseller Could Have Been Better If It Didn’t Use the Progressive Verb TenseWriters can learn a lot from Neal Stephenson’s Cryptonomicon, an absolutely fascinating book that I cannot finish — Largely because I’m a hermit, I was only recently introduced to Neal Stephenson, who has been writing award-winning science-fiction novels and speculative fiction since I was in diapers. About a year ago, a friend recommended Stephenson’s Snow Crash. …Language5 min readLanguage5 min read
Published inWriters’ Blokke·Oct 16Member-onlyIt’s Official: I’ve Given Up on Stephen KingHis Shawshank Redemption novella was my favorite of his so far, but it was still worse than the movie — I get it, these are fighting words. How dare I dislike this national treasure! No movie is better than the book! But while I won’t say that I’ll die on this hill, I will say that I’ve given up looking for reasons to like Stephen King’s books. You can say…Stephen King8 min readStephen King8 min read
Published inThe Haven·Oct 1Member-onlyConvinced Climate Change is a Hoax? Have We Got the Investment Opportunity for You!You Won’t Want to Miss Out on this ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY — Are you tired of hearing about “climate change”? Do you see through the liberal hoax that they call “global warming”? Have I got a deal for you! So-called “climate experts” and other liberal elites have been warning us for years about rising sea levels, super storms, and wildfires. …Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published inThe Writing Cooperative·Sep 18Member-onlyWhy English Has Different Words for Animals and Their MeatHow is William the Conqueror also behind this eccentricity in the English language? — I lived in Taiwan for nearly a year. I knew no Chinese when I went and learned disappointingly little while I was there, having associated mainly with other expats from America and Canada. …English Language4 min readEnglish Language4 min read
Published inThe Writing Cooperative·Mar 22Member-onlyIs it Pronounced REC-ord or re-CORD? It Depends On if it’s a Verb.The initial-stress derivation rule that you have been using without knowing it — “When I start to record, it’s going to go on the record.” When you read that sentence, did your brain magically pronounce “record” in two different ways? This phenomenon is known as initial-stress derivation. It’s a rule that few people know, but everyone unconsciously uses. However, most descriptions of the…Grammar3 min readGrammar3 min read
Aug 4, 2022Member-onlyI Finally Finished the F***ing NovelYou may have noticed a gaping hole in my productivity here on Medium. You probably didn’t, though. Who the hell am I, anyway? So you don’t have to look it up, it started on May 16, 2021, and lasted until 3 weeks ago when I rage-wrote about the overturn of…Books And Authors4 min readBooks And Authors4 min read
Jun 25, 2022Member-onlyA Fetus is Not a Living Human Being: ProofThere are no reasonable discussions about abortion anymore. Both sides are providing the obvious answer to completely different questions. The pro-choice side asks, “Should women get to choose what to do with their bodies?” The obvious answer is “yes.” The pro-life side asks, “Is murder wrong?” …Abortion8 min readAbortion8 min read
May 16, 2021Member-onlyCan We Please Have Our Covid Passports, Already?They’re the best way to incentivize vaccinations and keep people safe — Welp, it happened again. In the grocery store, there was a man with his two middle school sons, strutting around without a mask on. The kids weren’t wearing one, either. …Covid-195 min readCovid-195 min read
Published inThe Bigger Picture·Apr 28, 2021Member-onlyMyanmar’s Protests Should Inform Our Discussion on Gun RightsIt will eliminate the claim that an armed citizenry will stop repressive regimes — In February, there was a coup in Myanmar, one of the countries in southeast Asia. The military, known as the Tatmadaw and which had relinquished some of its absolute control in order to make the country seem more democratic, was soundly defeated in the 2020 election. …Politics4 min readPolitics4 min read